I mean, I could carry around glucose tabs, but rumor is they're nasty.
(As if I needed a reason to keep candy in my purse.)
The fun-size bags are a good serving for getting sugar up, and your jaw is only a liiiiitle sore when you're done.
However, my OCD becomes pretty obvious when I break into my emergency candy supply.
Eric insists that "Taste the Rainbow" = "the whole bag at once".
But that's NOT a rainbow! That's a rainblob! <-- what I imagine unicorn poop to look like.
| This shit is fabulous. |
purple
orange
yellow
green
red <--if red isn't your favorite Skittle, you're doing it wrong.
I could also eat them according to ROYGBIV, but that would be a little too weird. Who wants to think through the color spectrum in slow-mo?
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